As I look longingly from bag to bag, I wonder when it is going to be over and I can go back to my healthy eating habits. Holidays keep coming though and the candy keeps piling up. I am helpless. I am stuck in a vortex of sugar. I stay up late and exhaust myself. My teeth are rotting. My skin is dry. Dark circles under my eyes. (Actually, those are always there.)
Somebody save me. Somebody come in and purge our household of all sweets. Someone who cares about the human race. Destroy it. Destroy it all. Make me go cold turkey. Make me lick my lips incessantly because I need my fix.
I just want to be a sentient being again...
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